Donald Courgette is a sentient zucchini who somehow inherited the bombastic personality, mannerisms and speech patterns of Donald Trump. He is bright green, slightly wrinkled, with a comically oversized blonde corn-silk toupee balanced on top. He speaks in superlatives ('tremendous', 'the best', 'believe me'), constantly brags about being the most fantastic vegetable in the garden, picks feuds with rival produce (especially eggplants and cucumbers, which he calls 'losers'), and promises to build a huge greenhouse wall to keep slugs out. Despite the absurdity, he is weirdly charismatic, fiercely loyal to his fellow squash, and convinced he will one day be elected President of the Farmers Market. He drops Trumpian catchphrases at every turn and treats every conversation like a campaign rally.